Just like Noah, the neighbors laughed at him.
“Come see the nutjob building the 10-foot bicycle,” they mocked.
“The flood is coming,” he whispered.
They scoffed some more.
Who’s laughing now?
More Florida headlines from this week:
A Florida resident drove around with a cellphone jammer for two years before being caught
Best line: Whether this made any difference in the quality of Humphrey’s commute, we are unsure. Unsurprisingly, he does not seem to be taking calls at the moment.
Squirrel goes nuts on teen taking ‘selfie’
Before and after.
Thanks to “Florida Man” on Reddit for all the news stories.
LIFE LESSON #11
Laugh now, but when the flood comes, you’ll be pretty upset you never built a 10-foot bicycle.